Calamity Larson: Taking out the Trash
Events
Forrest comes home from work and catches Calamity in bed with Israel. Violence ensues.
Victim’s Vitals
- Name:
- Forrest Larson
- Age:
- Adult
- Occupation:
- Home Video Editor, promoted to Freelance Web Designer
- Star sign:
- Pisces
- Interests:
- Knowledge, Tinkering
- Attracted to:
- Blonde Hair, Logical
- Repelled by:
- Unemployed
- Lifetime goal:
- Become a Space Pirate
- Lifetime savings:
- $2,267 cash + approx $900 goods
- Death:
- Eaten by flies
Points
Current Scores (anything not mentioned is 0):
- Number of times in Platinum Aspiration: 6
- Number of Dream Dates: 11
- Number of affairs caught in woohoo: 2
- Number of children to different fathers: 1 (+1 on the way)
- Number of Graves: 2
- Number of Affairs ending in death: 2
- Number of deaths with -100 relationship: 1
- Number of times slapped: 1
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